Trump’s older sister is not happy about the behavior of her little brother, the President of the United States.
Maryanne Trump Barry, Donald Trump’s older sister and a United States Circuit Judge, told reporters over the weekend, “Donnie’s not acting right. ”
The 80-year-old also says she believes that President Trump might be forgetting to take his pills.
“I don’t recognize the Donnie who’s in the White House right now,” added Judge Trump Barry, who friends describe as very loyal to her younger brother.
“Donnie was never a smart boy, no matter what he tells you. In fact, the neighborhood kids used to call him ‘Donnie Dimwit.’ But recently he seems to be operating at an even lower IQ, and that’s not good for the country.”
Asked what she thought might be behind Trump’s recent mental decline, the judge answered thoughtfully: “Look, it’s a tough job, made even tougher by the fact that Donnie is always trying to prove his value, competence, and strength. He acts like a hooligan, but it’s a cover-up — he’s really insecure and very tender underneath that stern facade. Frankly, I always thought he was gay. Donnie used to run around in mother’s dressing gowns, always wanted to take a bubble bath, and he had more talent for interior design than construction. When Daddy finished a residential building project, it was always little Donnie who insisted on choosing the drapes. My point is, I don’t think the daily demands of the presidency align with his softer sensibilities…and now he’s cracking under the pressure.”
She was also asked what she thought of her brother’s performance as president one year into his term.
“I generally don’t like it when witnesses come into my courtroom and plead the Fifth. But in this case, with that question, I am compelled to do so. I’ll say simply that I wish my brother luck…and the country Godspeed.”
His sister thought he might be gay.
What medication was or is he taking??????
There were stories about him being with men I think he might be bisexual.
He is a pedophile and serial rapist, and he is also gay. Also he is a Liar and a Thief!
Most ridiculous load of fake garbage I have heard yet!
Jane, do you know the President better than his sister?
Denial is not just a river in Egypt. When the facts contradict your cherished belief you just call it “fake news.” Like Donald boasted before the election, he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it, because his supporters are so brainwashed that they would call it fake news.
It’s satire. Clearly marked.
This is a spoof the Drumpfs always protect each other
I hate trump but this publication is full of fake news. Progressives- don’t fall for it.
I DESPISE trump, but this is satire…..Read!…..at the bottom it says “satire”
This story is filed.under satire.
I do not like our president but this kind of false crap does not help. We just dragging the country down. If Trump is to be seen as a bad president and to be voted out of office in the next election cycle or impeached if he really did work with the Russians that is one thing. but to create all of this distorting and slander is news is destructive to the soul of our country
Propaganda, this never happened. They like each other, and both he and she were democrats with similar views. He supported her, and she supported him. Trump like Reagan, switched parties only recently, and even the republicans didn’t want to allow him to run as a republican, they thought he was a democrat Trojan horse to allow Hillary to win.
If you look at the tags this is satire. It is meant to be a joke. So of course it’s bullshit. damn lmao
Well on the page I read it did t SAY satire… but come on … one MUST surmise it’s not a real article. .. though it COULD be all true.. 😂😂😂
Should be didn’t say
Real Satire and good Fake News always carries a hint of Truth…
I never realized how many people don’t know the meaning of the word “satire.”
Sorry I believe big sis nut job hello!!!!
It was filed under “Satire.”
Can any family member, including the older sister, come out to specifically point point to which of her comments were or were not satire? To decide, Betty should appear on “Saturday Night Live” and air the comments.