A 23-year prostitute named Ivana Kamensky, claims she had sexual intercourse Donald Trump in Moscow in 2011, and that the American President had the smallest penis she had ever seen.
In an interview with a local Moscow magazine, the young woman described in great details the night that she allegedly spent in Trump’s hotel room six years ago.
She claims she was hired by Donald Trump along with two of her friends to perform several degrading sex acts, like urinating on him and on each other.
Kamensky said that she had been shocked by the incredibly small size of his penis, and remembers laughing about it with the other two girls.
“Many parts of his body are too small, not only his hands,” she told the Moscow Daily Herald. “I’ve slept with hundreds of men and I’ve seen some small penises, but he’s by far the smallest I’ve ever seen.”
“We were not surprised when he asked for some unusual stuff, because he was not physically equipped to engage in any kind of normal penetration.”
Kamensky says she was paid for one night with Trump more than the average Russian worker earns in a year.
The scandal finds its origin in a 35-page dossier compiled by a former MI6 agent, containing unverified allegations that Russian security officials have compromising material on Donald Trump that could be used to blackmail him.
According to the dossier, the Kremlin had been feeding Trump some compromising information on his opponents for years. It had also acquired compromising information on Trump himself that could be used as blackmail.
The president angrily denied the claims made in the dossier and described the allegations as “fake news” and openly criticized the media who had covered the story.
This shouldn’t surprise anyone…Trump is an Evil, Corrupt, Lying, Scumbag without any Morals, Values or Integrity…
Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely loath this “man”, but I could care less about his penis size. What I DO care about is getting this idiot out of office before he completely ruins this country….
Don’t get me wrong but getting Dotard fired you need a lot of unhappy voters and this irrelevant tiny thing might trigger the vital rage of the US citizen masses – a phenomenon that has not yet happened even if the Russians fucked / meddled the US 2017 election in all possible ways.
This site sucks because it combines satire along with real articles so as to possibly confuse some into believing fake fucking news. C’mon, if you’re satire just make that clear, fair enough?
Barbara, it says “satire”, or whatever category the article is, under the title.