Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos offered a spirited defense of Trump’s intelligence, bluntly asking reporters, “Would a moron hire me?”
“My intelligence can be very intimidating,” DeVos said. “And if Donald Trump was a moron, he would not want to be around people who are intelligenter than him.”
As evidence that the president does not feel inferior around highly intelligent people, the Secretary of Education singled out other members of Trump’s Cabinet. “Leave me out of it for a second,” she said. “If Donald Trump was such a blithering idiot, why would he have hired Rick Perry?”
“Jared Kushner is also super smart,” she added. “He doesn’t even work on Saturdays because he’s a Jewish person and whatnot, but he doesn’t have to because of his huge brain and all. He’s so smart I have a nickname for him. I call him Smart Jared.”
Arguing that only a “very smart person would hire such very smart persons,” she said, “Think about it. Rick Perry, Jared Kushner, and me. Wouldn’t Donald Trump have to be pretty smart to hire four people like that?”
A satirical column by Andy Borowitz, the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
Just like the genius Obama said “all 57 states should not vote for Donald Trump” Thank God that moron is gone
Yep. we went from class to crass.
How’s the new tax plan working for you – esp when the temporary bennies run out for you and me? and the rich take our money?
You mean the Trump tax plan that cuts individual and corporate tax rates and will even make President Trump’s economy even better than the 3.3% growth he has and keep unemployment at an all time low because businesses will have more to invest and hire for me, other patriots and even for losers like you. Well it’s great. Temporary ‘bennies’! ha. You’re too dumb to know that was a political maneuver to get the bill in the budget reconciliation moron. Not that the last pathetic vestiges of the ObamaBot hateUSA traitors like you would admit the truth about that or even understand it (see link).
But hey you’re more than welcome to GIVE your TRUMP tax cuts back to the govt. or even better give them to your Kenyan so he can put more into his war chest to undermine America and pay off his PROFA thugs and spread BS lies about America’s REAL President Trump. That’s all that pos parasite can do. When you’re so stupid and blinded by hate for America to attack a President who gives you TAX CUTS for yourself its intervention time. You’d be a great Manson kid since you’re obviously one of the Kenyan’s kids.
What politician would be stupid or hateful enough to America to ever reverse the TRUMP individual tax cuts? Oh yea there is the Kenyan traitor, “Unicorn” Sanders and your whole fascist leftard group of traitors. Never mind.
Yes, the rich are stealing YOUR money-ha. When I read that retarded crap I know I’m talking to a loser fascist leftard imbecile. Well you go tell those evil rich people that they’re “stealing” your money and you just quit your job working for that evil rich person who got rich on YOUR money-Ha. I forgot you support Obama leftards so you don’t have a job. Never mind again.
Hope and change, Change you can believe in. Remember the Kenyan’s hopey/changy?? What happened to that? What happened is the Kenyan parasite who never had a job went from being worth $500,000 to $12Million in 8 years while sitting in my White House and everyone else in America suffered. Now that’s change I know a loser like you can believe in.
Sigh. You seem to have a problem with basic facts – Obama was born in the USA. This tells me many things about you.
And for the record – I start a really cool gig in about a week. Pays well, too.
Let me know when you plan to visit the orange hairmeister in prison. The powers that be in the Justice department are on his trail. He has already admitted to obstruction of justice. The dominoes are starting to fall. And Mueller is *way* smarter than rump.
A lying leftard lecturing on facts is as hilarious as your terrorist commie/Muzrat/Kenyan lecturing on my Constitution. You’re starting g a really “cool” gig are you?😂 Good for you loser.
Yea it was tough being out of work under the Kenyan right? But now USAs REAL President Trump has opened my country for business and the Kenyan’s hate/misery attacking USA is over. You can wait to thank USAs REAL President once you get your big tax refund he’s giving you.
Haven’t you lying fascist leftards learned yet (Benghazi, IRS, ObamacRe, Kenyan wiretapping, Killarygate) that just lying doesn’t cut it. The Kenyan & Killary will be cell mates after this investigation due to their corruption of the fbi, wiretapping, unmasking, fake dossiers, Killarys emails and you’ll stll be chanting “Russia, Russia, Russia” years from now.
It’s amazing the stupidity and self/hate and usa hate you fascist leftards have. Even in the face of facts about your corrupt traitor heroes and that a President Trump is fixing your mess.
Some people never will have the brains or character to admit They’re wrong>>fascist leftards.
Actually, my worst years for work were under bush the lesser (“shrub”) and the resulting economic mess that Obama pulled us out of. Also last year under your hero.
And my new gig is for a French company in the US. I suspect that will make your head implode.
As for the rest of your rant, I have one response: “Bless your heart”.
Thank the Kenyan and his traitor fascist leftard buddies that caused the 2008 downturn with their typical moronic social engineering caused by their idiotic Comminity Reinvestment Act that at FannieMae forcing banks to give billions of loans to bad mortgages.insuranvecvompanies, banks , and investment houses went under. Bush warned fag Barney Frank & your other moronic traitors who did nothing. As usual YOU leftards caused the problem like everything else you touch. And the idiot traitor Kenyan wanted to do it AGAIN!! So try & wiggle out of that one fascist leftard traitor loser.
I bet you did in your mind ok under the Kenyan. Thank me for paying for your welfare along with the other 95M the Kenyan put out of work😂. America’s lesson is don’t give the WH to someone who never had a job.
So when do you plan on sending back to President Trump your tax reduction $? Or you can donate it to the traitor Kenyans non-library nobody in chicago wants. Or give it to the #Benghazi family fund. That would be nice right?
Once you moron criminal lying traitor scumbag degenerate fascist leftards figure out one of the 52 genders you are let us adults know. Meanwhile the adults and patriots have taken over for your own benefit even though you’re too stupi & dense to realize it.
You seem to think “lefties” are not patriots. I suspect you will be surprised.
And since you cut & paste your responses from your small stock of rants, you are now boring. Write when you come up with at least one original thought.
God help me, did her dumb @$$ really say that or is this fake news, it has to be fake news because she sounds about as intelligent and my first grade granddaughter, better yet my granddaughter sounds a tad bit smarter, she sounds a stupid as her Boss!!!!
Given that this is a loser website that traffics in fake information it figures a moron like you who voted for 2 moron parasite “never had a job” loser traitors like the commie/Muzrat/Kenyan & Killary it figures you’d fall for, as USAs REAL President Trump coined the term, FAKE NEWS.
I love how USAs REAL President Trump, the most successful and brilliant RE developer in America, has you fascist leftard traitor morons spinning in a frenzy. Btw If your granddaughter has your brains I feel for her and America’s future,
Keep drinking the koolaid. Just remember what happened with Jim Jones.