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IT workers at the White House found some salacious information on Hope Hicks’ computer. According to the IT staff, “she tried to hide her browsing history by using the incognito function. But they dug into her computer and still found…
The Secret Service has announced it will no longer be complaining about its budget being inadequate to protect the president and his large entourage. This came after as they discovered an equally effective means to keep him from harm at…
Donald Trump has revealed he is not bothered by speculation that he was snubbed by Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, because he was the first person invited to the Royal’s forthcoming wedding. Trump also said he was the first person…
White nationalists, white supremacists, neo-Nazis and all kind of racists are celebrating today after learning their guy has been ranked 44th in the 2018 Presidents and Executive Politics Presidential Greatness Survey. “I was hoping he’d make the top 100, so…
Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” President Trump complained on Thursday that he has been treated “very unfairly” by the people who wrote the United States Constitution. “If the Constitution prevented me from doing one or two things, I’d…
Native American leaders meet in Taos, New Mexico and this year meeting brought a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, Native American Council decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal…
The former President of the United States, Barack Obama has admitted publicly for the first time that one year of Trump as president has been “infinitely more stressful” than 8 years as president himself, and accepted he should have “never left” office….
Melania Trump describes how her husband farts with such gusto in bed, that he actually stains the bed sheets, and they have to be changed every hour by White House cleaners. “He eats the regular stuff. He has three or…
Vice President Mike Pence is deeply disappointed in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who had allowed women to attend the Women’s March. “I can’t tell you how let down I feel by the heads of these households who did not…
Claiming that he was “bored” and “had nothing to do,” Trump’s 11-year-old son Barron has been tweeting from his father’s account while the president was watching news. Until he admitted to what he had done later in the morning, no…