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Obama: ‘I should have refused to leave office’

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The former President of the United States, Barack Obama has admitted publicly for the first time that one year of Trump as president has been “infinitely more stressful” than 8 years as president himself, and accepted he should have “never left” office….

Donald Trump farts in interview: ‘The truth stinks’

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Melania Trump describes how her husband farts with such gusto in bed, that he actually stains the bed sheets, and they have to be changed every hour by White House cleaners. “He eats the regular stuff. He has three or…

Pence Expresses Disappointment In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March

Politics, Satire

Vice President Mike Pence is deeply disappointed in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who had allowed women to attend the Women’s March. “I can’t tell you how let down I feel by the heads of these households who did not…

Trump’s 11-year-old son has been tweeting from his dad’s account: ‘No one noticed any difference’

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Claiming that he was “bored” and “had nothing to do,” Trump’s 11-year-old son Barron has been tweeting from his father’s account while the president was watching news. Until he admitted to what he had done later in the morning, no…

DeVos Defends ‘Stable Genius’: “Would a Moron Hire Me?”

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Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos offered a spirited defense of Trump’s intelligence, bluntly asking reporters, “Would a moron hire me?” “My intelligence can be very intimidating,” DeVos said. “And if Donald Trump was a moron, he would not want to…

Poll: The Most Punchable Face Of 2017?

Politics, Satire

America is now in Trump Year One: Like A Plague, But Kinda Worse. It has been a very weird year compared to the past few to the point where someone like Sen. Ted Cruz is barely a blip on our screen because Cruz…

Trump Furious After IOC Banned Russia From Winter Olympics

Politics, Satire

Yesterday the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that Russia would be officially banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea for cheating. And while its Olympic cheating is clearly a major deal, everyone on social media immediately started…

Disappointed Trump Supporters: ‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’

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Trump supporters have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white Americans who feel left out. President Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that…

Rupaul claims Donald Trump touched him inappropriately in the 90’s

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The famous drag queen Rupaul claims that President Trump grabbed his genitals during a party in 1995. In an exclusive interview the drag queen said that Donald Trump “made a move” on him during an event celebrating the release of the movie To…

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